恋爱手册第一季 13集全

分类：欧美剧 喜剧,欧美剧,美国地区：美国年份：2014

主演：本·费德曼,克里斯汀·米利欧缇,亨利·泽布罗夫斯基,勒诺拉·克里奇洛,克里斯蒂娜·科克,帕维什·齐..

导演：迈克尔·帕特里克·詹恩

更新：2022-01-26 11:15

简介：这是一个以约会网站为中心的恶搞 rom-com，该网站将爱..这是一个以约会网站为中心的恶搞 rom-com，该网站将爱情关系分解为从“A 到 Z”的 26 个项目。该节目跟随一对夫妇，安德鲁和塞尔达，从见面到分手（都在同一天，他们第一次见面的那天！）。塞尔达是一个现实主义者，时而严肃，时而搞笑。虽然安德鲁喜欢运动和动作片，但他也是一个浪漫主义者，相信迟早他会找到他生命中唯一的爱。他们是面对永恒的真爱，还是命运的玩笑？只有时间会给出答案。S01E01 FlushedThat age brings wisdom and greater confidence?Susan, age brings you more to shaveIt doesn't matte. whether you accept it or not. it's over. you're dumped.Look, um, it's not you, okay? it's me.Then why am i the one that's getting dumped? you should be the one that gets dumped.Exactly, it's all my fault.So dump me.No!What?We can work on your problems.Look, sex can be very stressful for men.You judge us on technique, sensitivity, staminaAnd we're just happy if you're naked. half naked.S01E02 Size MattersHave you thought through your foreplay yet?What do you mean, foreplay?!What do you think i mean? Mean where exactlyDo you take your socks off?My advice is to get them offRight afteryour shoes and beforeyour trousers.That's the sock gap.Miss it, and suddenly, you're a naked man in socks.No self-respecting woman will ever let a naked man in socks do the squelchy with herWhat do you call people you go out with but you don't try to sleep with?MenS01E03 Sex, Death & Nudity这集太好笑了！！！！！S01E04 InfernoHe said he loved you?It's what men do. when there's a gap in the conversation. They hate silence. It makes them feel guilty. Pause for a second, and they ask you, "what's wrong?" Two seconds, and they ask if you've got your period. Three seconds, and they love you.I went out with him for five years. He never said he loved me.It's easy. If it's what you want. You've jst got to ride the puase. Trust me, most marriage propossals are the result of a longer-than-average silence.You know, I have never understood, the male obsession with lesbianism. A whole area of sex with nothing for them to do. Just answered my own own question.I think they like to imagine they can get in there and convert them.EXACTLY.I'm surprised someone like you would think that gay people could be so easily diverted from their sexuality.S01E05 The girl with two breastsS01E06 The Cupboard of Patrick's Love详情